Saturday, December 31, 2011

31 December

Given the revelry of New Year’s Eve, it would be understandable should auld acquaintance be forgot. Be safe out there! 

Friday, December 30, 2011

30 December

If your patience is tested, remember: most people are doing the best they can. Others, however, are out to make your life a living hell.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

29 December

When someone responds to your concerns by saying “Well, I wouldn’t worry about it.” Believe him. He won’t.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

27 December

When you start referring to your Christmas decorations as “all this crap” it’s time to box them up until the spirit returns next year.

Monday, December 26, 2011

26 December

As individual words, “brazen” and “hussy” are both excellent. Dare to put them together as “brazen hussy” and you get verbal gold!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

25 December

Emmanuel means “God is with us.”  Be on the lookout for him as you spend time with friends and family today.  

Friday, December 23, 2011

23 December

When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high. But only if you have an umbrella – otherwise you might drown.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

22 december

Green Glow of Envy is not a perfume, but its stink tends to show up this time of year. Counteract it with Essence of Thankfulness.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

21 December

Your destination is not as important as that of a sirens-screaming fire truck, ambulance or police car. Move over for emergency vehicles. 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

20 December

The day is fast approaching. If you don’t do it now, it will be too late. Get your glitter on!

Monday, December 19, 2011

19 December

Resist the urge to provide advice on topics about which you know nothing. Google “research” isn’t the same as personal knowledge.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

18 December

You can’t turn back the hands of time, so just enjoy the You you are today.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

17 December

When you spend more per year on the dog’s health than on your own, it’s time to reassess your budget priorities.

Friday, December 16, 2011

16 December

A face-sized hole in front of the steering wheel is not adequate frost removal. Scrape the entire windshield and windows before driving.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

15 December

When planning for a worst-case scenario, be sure to order in lunch. Hunger is such a distraction!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

13 December

Working from home is no excuse to skip basic personal hygiene. Make time for a shower and tooth brushing every day.

Monday, December 12, 2011

12 December

Make it a point to schedule lunch with colleagues you don’t see very often. Those connections provide much-needed mutual support.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Saturday, December 10, 2011

10 December

An unpursued dream can become a nightmare of regret in later years. Give your dream a chance.

Friday, December 9, 2011

9 December

When leaving a voice mail, state your name and phone number immediately. Then, repeat the number at the end of the message.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

8 December

Be considerate of family members who will follow you. Change the toilet paper roll when it is dangerously close to the end.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

7 December

Imagine yourself in a state of exaggerated grandeur. Then on a bad day, you can recall the feeling for an instant mood booster.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

6 December

To secure volunteers from within a group, ask individuals personally. They find it more difficult to say “No” to your direct request! 

Monday, December 5, 2011

5 December

Safety isn’t just for the guys in the hard hats. Pay attention.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

4 December

When your personal digital assistant is old enough to drive, it's time to upgrade.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

3 December

Drawing smiley faces can improve your mood. Pick up a marker and have at it.

Friday, December 2, 2011

2 December

Don't let an "interim solution" become permanent without careful consideration of the alternatives.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

1 December

Labeling something "Eff Your Eye" brings it to the recipient's immediate attention.